“A cat isn’t fussy just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate, from which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.”

Arthur Bridges

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”

Mark Twain

“Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings.”

Oliver Herford

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”

Jeff Valdez

“Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.”

Paul Gray

“I love cats because I love my home, and after a while they become its visible soul.”

Jean Cocteau

“If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.”

Will Cuppy

“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”

Alfred North Whitehead

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.’

Lillian Johnson

“The cat that is kissing you lovingly has just devoured a rabbit and has left the entrails under the bed.”

Unknown

“The cat who looks poorly and sad has just stolen a carton of cream and is about to be sick in the hall.”

Unknown

“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life music and cats.”

Albert Schweitzer